It is the year of the Rat today.

Plan accordingly.

It is the year of the Rat today.

Plan accordingly.

Happy New Year

Happy Christmas, my ass:
Fairytale of New York
December was a crap month to end a fairly lovely year. I’m hoping that 2008 goes a bit better.
One of Strom Thurmond’s ancestors owned one of Al Sharpton’s. More detail, sensationalism here.
Reunion of the Lebensborn: Children of Nazi breeding programs speak up
Air Torture: Flying to Select Torture Chambers around the world (a service of the U.S. government)
Polish doctors in WW II successfully fought German death camps with Proteus OX19
In the early 1930s, Stalin literally starved the fledgling Ukrainian independence movement. 7,000,000 in “collateral damage.”
Wildly inappropriate BDSM fan-fiction harry potter valentines. The only remotely worksafe one is:

hp_hardcore presents Hardcore Valentines! Click here to get your own!
See also the fine line of pixelvision valentines over at Diesel Sweeties
And just to bring it all back to Things Which Are Just Plain Wrong (Yet Strangely Appropriate), when you’re not at work, try searching for Bareback Mountain, the porno knockoff of Brokeback Mountain. Their careful, tasteful homage to the original seems to have stopped at the cowboy hats.
You shall be amply rewarded by the last line of the article.
One of a fine selection of cards from youyesyou.net
I really can’t say much more, except that it’s simultaneously what you think, but not what you think
and just in time for Chanukkah, too
and a joyous Hogmanay to all of you.
Sidenote: there’s actually words to Auld Lang Syne. For example, listen closely to Jimi Hendrix’s version
mongoloid. Merry Agnostica, y’all.
Throughout the United States and Canadia, Thanksgiving is celebrated/endured/slept-through every year on the last Thursday of November. More importantly, a lot of people have the following Friday off of work, and every year millions of retailers celebrate Black Friday with fabulous bargains, a testing of the waters before the pre-Christmas shopping binges.
This has, of course, led to the anti-consumerist backlash of Buy Nothing Day.
Most years, out of post-feast indolence I end up celebrating Buy Nothing Day by default. This year, I shall be celebrating Thanksgiving in scenic Malta, Montana (seat of Phillips County!), and I think I may have better odds of observing BND this year.
Les Très Riches Heures du Duc de Berry
the site it’s hosted on is a little strange, though.
Bad Valentine’s Day? It could have been worse. Much, much worse.
Ex-boyfriend poems. Sample:
I wouldn’t know whether or not it happens to everyone,
Since I wasted my youth on only you.
Dating guidelines. 66) 66) Of all the reasons for using a condom with someone, their recurring heroin habit is the least preferred.
Fuzzy memories.
There comes a point in every relationship when you have to ask yourself, “Am I willing to stick a bottle of A1 sauce up this person’s butt?†And in that relationship the answer was, “Just once and now I never want to see you again.â€
Let alone trying to find somebody, period.
1. “Oh, you’re Asian. Sorry, not interested.”
2. “Oh, I’m attracted to Asians, but you’re too fat. Sorry, not interested.”
3. “I’M REALLY INTO ASIANS THEY ARE SO SMOOTH CAN YOU PLEASE COME OVER MY WIFE WILL BE BACK IN 2 HRS!!!!!”
Feeling kind of cranky. When do I get to eat solid food? I want some mac & cheese!