MILF versus cougar.
I have given some thought to the matter. I think on the whole, despite the inherent passivity of MILF (the name itself is objectification), it is less offensive than cougar which (to my ear at least) implies a negative kind of predatorship. How many people get mauled by MILFs when they go hiking up in the mountains?
I rest my case.
and yet somehow emotionally involved in it anyway. It seems very dysfunctional, and I fear for my sanity in the long term, let alone my tendons.
new Orangina ad campaign is all about furries. Stripper furries.
I cannot begin to express how weird this is.
Zen Parable, or Just Someone Being Cruel?
Chinese Gold Farmers: the Documentary
Nosefrida is a doctor recommended nasal aspirator that removes mucous from your child’s nose. If you’ve read Angela’s Ashes, you know exactly what I’m thinking of.
Adorably kawaii (and explicit) AIDS ads from France. Featuring sappy British punk as the soundtrack, for some reason.
gilbert and sullivan’s timeless classic, baby got back
stills from Tenacious D. Now you can have JB & KG’s asses as your desktop! Score!
1978 BBC doc on Hunter S. Thompson, Ralph Steadman. Hijinks ensue!
14″ Mini Bike Used in Lord of the Rings, $1200, and much much more.
A seemingly pointless and strangely compelling craigslist parody.
Networking. One of a series of spoofs of Apple’s now well-known Mac/PC ads.
It’s finally going to screen somewhere!
(As excerpted in disinformation
The 2007 Men of Mortuaries Calendar is Now Available!
Sample information: Have you ever gotten lucky in a coffin?
“It’s very uncomfortable in there.” -Ken McKenzie
I can’t vouch for all of it (for some reason it’s missing yebat’, for example) but here is a nice compendium of Russian slang, most of it obscene, all of it transliterated. Happy Bastille Day, ye non-Cyrillic-reading monkeys.
via warren ellis
In the same genre as how not to photograph a horse (but it works anyway) (see also: goat, I present pregnancy, a collection of abstract forms (pretty hard to peg unless you know what you’re looking at, but I’d still class it as not work-safe).
See also: the Zompist Phrasebook (scroll down to “A Little Romance”. You’ll see.)
Whilst researching for the previous post, I also ran across Phalucifer: the world’s premier Black Metal Porn Movie. It seems to be even cheesier than you might think. Coven looks sexier.
See also: The Da Vinci Load: Dan Brown should thank “Da Vinci Load” writer Nelson X and director Jerome Tanner for adapting his execrable book for the proper medium: porn.
Thank you and goodnight.
