I had forgotten exactly how fabulous Attacked By Thugs! is, a brief account of the author’s assault by a bunch of punk kids, followed by a long account of the violent but utterly fruitless attempts of the cops to find the perps.
“I was assaulted by four guys just past that bridge!” I yelled when i got in the van. I barely had time to get my foot off the pavement before we were shooting down the highway in the wrong direction, sirens blaring, shotguns skittering around on the floor.
“MOTHERFUCKERS!” yelled the driver. “MOTHERFUCKING COCK FUCKING SONS OF MOTHERFUCKING BITCHES!”
There were six cops in the van with me, dressed in full black uniform and combat boots. There were various firearms and body armor piled on the floor, left over from the WTO summit the week before…We were still heading the wrong direction, and whoever had designed the Warsaw highway system had not apparently heard of the U-Turn.