Archive for March, 2005
and, forget not that Leviticus 11:9-12 and Deuteronomy 14:9-10 prove to us that God Hates Shrimp
Adolf Hitler’s lovely mountain home in the Bavarian Alps, as featured in Homes and Gardens, November 1938
The ‘Wales’ and ‘Belgium’ as Units of Measurement (courtesy Douglas Adams, BBCi, Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
The “African cliff” — massive drop in life expectancy due to the rapid spread of HIV.
A website devoted to possibly the most brilliantly incomprehensible author of all time, Harry Keeler. His plots were long and convoluted, flush with coincidence. His prose…well, judging from the excerpts, it could probably have used a couple more drafts:
Redwayne TerVyne, known to the Chinese of America, because of his passion for Chinese items in his nationally syndicated column, as “The Great White Prynose,” and to New York in general as “The Keyhole,” hopped out of his luxurious $10,000 purple car in front of the row of de luxe art shops on Fifth Avenue.
Pretty simple; input a Livejournal user name here. Drama will result. Of course, you must have already misspent your life to get the joke.
See, you might think that I’m the be-all and end-all of teh Intarweb, but that is a damned lie.
Look at all these famous folk:
dust under my wheels
dry dust everywhere
i roll through emptiness — not even death
no sedimentary formations
my world is null