Bad Valentine’s Day? It could have been worse. Much, much worse.
Ex-boyfriend poems. Sample:
I wouldn’t know whether or not it happens to everyone,
Since I wasted my youth on only you.
Dating guidelines. 66) 66) Of all the reasons for using a condom with someone, their recurring heroin habit is the least preferred.
Fuzzy memories.
There comes a point in every relationship when you have to ask yourself, “Am I willing to stick a bottle of A1 sauce up this person’s butt?†And in that relationship the answer was, “Just once and now I never want to see you again.â€
Let alone trying to find somebody, period.
1. “Oh, you’re Asian. Sorry, not interested.”
2. “Oh, I’m attracted to Asians, but you’re too fat. Sorry, not interested.”
3. “I’M REALLY INTO ASIANS THEY ARE SO SMOOTH CAN YOU PLEASE COME OVER MY WIFE WILL BE BACK IN 2 HRS!!!!!”